you-wish-you-had-this-url:


I got four extra credit points for this.
When you argue with someone and they keep on repeating the same point

fapulos:

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(via pizza)


can-u-not-my-wayward-son:


can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
oh

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

(via robert-downey-jesus)


ten-and-donna:

cumber-kitty:

brandyalexanders:

drink your school stay in sleep don’t do milk and get eight hours of drugs

yes sir

He looks like he’s followed all that advice.

(via shake-it-like-a-paranoid-hipster)



Harry cruises through Beverly Hills on his motorcycle - 04/17 [HQs]
poorly-drawn-cartoons:


spange is e t e r n a l

relahvant:

so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???

(via nostalgicnap)


pecancat:


Stupid idiot baby
becomming:


xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

justdunsparcethings:

REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

(Source: scalemail, via sansa-star)


"What would you do
if you weren't afraid
of anything?"